Stylish Birdwatchers Pillows

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Children's Parties

Life is for the birds.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Now what?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

The last Passenger Pigeon

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."