Style Strugglers Mugs

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Changing Room Decisions

Elegant woman in backless dress.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'I'll take it!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '