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Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Changing Room Decisions

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'I'll take it!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."