Style Savvy Coach Gifts

Gift ideas for football managers.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Suit.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Hats and Food

Keeping warm.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's