Style Queen Gifts

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Nothing to wear. Please help.

"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."

Ladies

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

A Manicure

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

His and Her wardrobe's

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."