Style-conscious Caregiver Gifts

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Yummy Mummy

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'Is it contagious, doctor?'

Today's Babysitter

Patient

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

Care for the elderly.

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

'Intensive caring unit'