Stutter Support Gifts

Screen reads: 'The Stammerer's Society. Visit our website: www ... w ... ww ... ww ... ww'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Press freedom makes democracy.

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

Couple

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'