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Your Guide to Winning Movember

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Just be yourself."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Applause

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

My Life in Beards.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Marxist Elephant

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"