Stache Supporter Mugs

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Just be yourself."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Applause

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"