Stuffed Animal Guardian Gifts

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Cats on Board.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Baby Bear.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"No not the puppy please"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'It must be the plague!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"