Stuffed Animal Guardian Mugs

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Cats on Board.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Baby Bear.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"No not the puppy please"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'It must be the plague!'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."