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Hitchcock's The Birds

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

A day at the transgenic races

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Evolution.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."