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"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I meant the dog!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

ATM withdrawal

'My dentist recommended it.'