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Damn it, I am looking pleasant!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A singing microphone.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Idea/Theory

Recording Studio

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Environmentalist!'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I see you've heard the news.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Artist

A sculptor sculpts his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

"Smile."

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

"I miss incandescent. They weren't very energy efficient – but neither am I."

"I keep getting these hot flushes Doctor...!"

"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."