Studio Lighting Aficionado Pillows

Damn it, I am looking pleasant!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

A singing microphone.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Idea/Theory

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Recording Studio

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Environmentalist!'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I see you've heard the news.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

A sculptor sculpts his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Artist

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

"Smile."

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

"I keep getting these hot flushes Doctor...!"

Paris streets at night