Student Success Stories Gifts

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

'What did you learn at university today?'

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

Medical School. Dean's Office. You were flunking out. Did your midterm exams improve the outlook? I don't know what the prognosis is. They said my test results were inconclusive.

Glad-You-Ation

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'

"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."

"Baldo, these grades are unacceptable! Look, son, your life isn't going to be easy. If you want success, you're gonna have to work extra hard."

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

Grabbed By Gorilla

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

Cross dressing to improve exam results. [Girls doing better at school.]

Someone is Out There Watching.

'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'