Student Success Story Gifts

"Hey, Mr. Taylor, remember me? Eddie Leathley, class 5A... You told me I'd never amount to anything."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'What did you learn at university today?'

"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

Grabbed By Gorilla

'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'

Fresher Flu.

A-Level results - Everybody wins

Dave learns that he will have to take 'Reduncancy 101' again next semester.

College and its economic cost

"I can't believe it. School starts tomorrow!"

"I've succeeded through brains, diligence, and I guess a little luck."

'My ol' man absconded with my homework.'