Student Success Story T-Shirts

"Hey, Mr. Taylor, remember me? Eddie Leathley, class 5A... You told me I'd never amount to anything."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'What did you learn at university today?'

"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'

Grabbed By Gorilla

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'

A-Level results - Everybody wins

Fresher Flu.

Dave learns that he will have to take 'Reduncancy 101' again next semester.

"I can't believe it. School starts tomorrow!"

"Dude?!. . . We are so scared of a draft. . . we won't even fill out our financial aid forms!"

"I've succeeded through brains, diligence, and I guess a little luck."

College and its economic cost

'My ol' man absconded with my homework.'