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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Art Student.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

The Artist

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Eternal Student.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Burning the midnight oil.

Guitarist

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

The Bookworm

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Make a lot of money."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."