Honor Student T-Shirts

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Army general with a support for his medals.

"Is she noisy during sex? Let me put it this way. She graduated magna come loudly."

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

"May be next year he'll make you a Dame..."

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

Each one respresents another honor.

"I was fighting for her honour, but she insisted on keeping it."

"Son, the rest is up to you."

'Well, if you can't be an honor student, can't you at least cheat off one?'

Vinny couldn't wait to tell his parents...He was the first Dung Beetle in his family to make the honor roll.'

'Before we adjourn, let's remember our brave men and women on the front lines keeping the peace each day...our bus drivers.'

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

'I graduated magna cum quat.'

'I've been knighted by Queen Latifah.'