Honor Student Pride T-Shirts

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

The Happy Couple

Go Britain!

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

Tim's gay bar - Eat, drink and be Mary

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

Pride Month

"Hey, Mr. Taylor, remember me? Eddie Leathley, class 5A... You told me I'd never amount to anything."

"Son, the rest is up to you."

"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."