Honor Seeker T-Shirts

'I've been knighted by Queen Latifah.'

Each one respresents another honor.

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"May be next year he'll make you a Dame..."

2021

Marimba

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Warrior Woman

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Most valuable element.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"I lost the groove."

Human Rights for All

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

A divided world.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

The best relationships are silent.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Orchestra

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"