Student Success Stories Pillows

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

'What did you learn at university today?'

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'

"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

Grabbed By Gorilla

Cross dressing to improve exam results. [Girls doing better at school.]

"Baldo, these grades are unacceptable! Look, son, your life isn't going to be easy. If you want success, you're gonna have to work extra hard."

Someone is Out There Watching.

'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'

A-Level results - Everybody wins