Student Scribblers T-Shirts

"It's from your student loan office."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

Musical Prodigy

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

A pen spewing letters

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"We have pills for some of that."

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

False joviality.

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

Scribbling Rivalry.

James Kelman

'My blog has its own blog.'

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'

"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."

'I think he was born to be a doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes!'

"Before I went on antidepressants I had a better sense of how mediocre my writing was."

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

"Ah, to be young again."

'Martin's a birth registrar.'