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'My blog has its own blog.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Musical Prodigy

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Writer’s Corner

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

A pen spewing letters

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

"Careful - it's full of lies."

Kate Atkinson

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"We have pills for some of that."