Student Of Surprises Mugs

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"How was work?"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Trust

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Graduation Day At A Party School

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

I love Music.

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

Turtle chick.

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"Miss Lopez said she wanted the best student in class to stand up and read their English essay. Then she asked me to do it!"

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."