Student Of Surprises Gifts

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"How was work?"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Trust

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Graduation Day At A Party School

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

'You heard! There's no way I'm cooking for you!'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

I love Music.

Turtle chick.

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"Miss Lopez said she wanted the best student in class to stand up and read their English essay. Then she asked me to do it!"

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."