Student Driver Storyteller Pillows

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."

'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'

School bus. Stop. Learn.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

As the crow flies cab co.

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

'I took a short cut.'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

I can't find the gears!

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Distracted Driver

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

"First we need to separate driving from squirrel-chasing."

"The Accelerator."

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...