Student Driver Struggles Pillows

'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

I love my motor.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Gone for Broke College

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Check your blind spot'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

I tried to take eighteen credits.

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

Will Work for Student Loan Payment.

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

Distracted Driver

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'