Eager Teen Driver Pillows

Parent Supervision on Teen Driving.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

I love my motor.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Parental Role Model

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Driving home for Christmas.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

"When I was a teenager, friendly competition usually involved bike races."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'I took a short cut.'

"Spin the Noodle"

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

I brake for elves.

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

Ace Driving School - Crash Courses Available.

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."