Teenage Driver Expectations Pillows

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

I love my motor.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.'

'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'I took a short cut.'

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Distracted Driver

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

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Parent Supervision on Teen Driving.

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

"First we need to separate driving from squirrel-chasing."

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

"No way I would go on a car ride with young master again: he drives like he does in his video games!"

Fountain of Legal Age