Enthusiastic Driver Pillows

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Say speed

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Ducks crossing.

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Karate School.

Driving home for Christmas.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."