Optimistic Driver Pillows

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Man propelled by love

Six Thinking Hats

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Say speed

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Natural gas

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Just Because it's Tuesday

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

Coronovirus dreams

You are more than your job description.