Student Driver Storyteller Gifts

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

I can't find the gears!

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'I took a short cut.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

As the crow flies cab co.

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

"The Accelerator."

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'The bloke in the video shop's invited me to a gig! He's friends with someone in the band! You never know, we might get on really well, and it might develop into a fully blown...something to talk about at college.'