Stud Enthusiast Gifts

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Burning the midnight oil.

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"It's a play on words."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

Six Thinking Hats

"Tong!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"