String Theory Humorist Pillows

Studying String Cheese Theory

"You're going to hate yourself."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Optimist

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"I told him we needed more string."

"Always with the String Theory."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

How Glaciations Begin

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

The new Physics

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Evolving/Devolving

Evolution...the wifi rhino.