String-playing Comic Pillows

What your acoustic guitar says about you

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

They're Not Just That Into It

Fly Football

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'