String Extraordinaire Gifts

"Nobody ever complains about the tom-cats."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

I drive, therefore I am.

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

The Cello Victims

Cello Composer

That's my son

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

My other viola is a Stradivari.

The Little Top.

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

Violinist

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

Fading eyesight was to have its advantages.

Playing the Cello at Christmas.

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

Victor Herbert

"It's his new hobby, string theory."

The Bawl & Text Bar.

Musical Suicide.

Impressive resume.

'Could I check my email?'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."