Strict Vegetaterian Pillows

Nathan is a strict vegetatetarian.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Before/After

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

See you at the farmers market!

Queen of Quinoa

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."