Stress Skeptics Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for a stress skeptic? Our collection celebrates those who stay calm amid life's chaos. From mugs to prints, find humorous ways to acknowledge their coolness and sardonic charm. These thoughtful, funny products are ideal for anyone who refuses to let stress get the best of them, offering a lighthearted nod to their composed attitude. Celebrate their resilience with a gift that speaks their language—funny, cool, and just a little sassy.

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"You calm down."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'." mockup

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

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'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

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"Hell: The Airport"

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'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?' mockup

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

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'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.' mockup

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

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"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative." mockup

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

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'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.' mockup

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.' mockup

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

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Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.' mockup

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

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'You need some stress.'

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'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.' mockup

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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'Why are jogging on the spot?'

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The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor mockup

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

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A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95. mockup

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

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"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

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