Stress Relief Gift Mugs

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Stressed over time management

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."