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"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Nervous Oral Testing

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I feel your pain."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Stressed over time management

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Torn-Off Mouse.