Stress Relief Artist Mugs

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Fittd shēt

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Meat Grinder

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'