Post-stress Relief Mugs

Foot Massage

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Turn, turn and turn.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Fight or Flight

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.