Street Survey Survivor Gifts

'And finally question fifty, do you ever feel like killing someone?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Will Kill For Food

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'Where do you see yourself five years from now?'

Surveying.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Pedestrian parking only.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Suggestions Box

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Road Construction Blues.

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."