Street Fighting Gifts

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.

Touring Cyclist

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Remember me?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Run, Mike, Run!

A street fight.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Martial Arts

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"What did he say?"

Ninja.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

The Knockout.

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'