Street Eats Adventurer Gifts

The improbable burger

Try to guess the continent dining...

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Before/After

'It's my favorite.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Garlic Free Zone.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Spaghetti Road

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"A table in Siberia, please."