Street Food Adventurer Gifts

Leftovers Wagon

Bagel Story

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Roadkill

"Surprise me."

Sludgies

Eat, Pray, Love Hot Dogs

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

A businessman is buying a hot dog from a cart for his lunch.

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Cold Dogs: The low cost alternative.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

"The cow was a vegetarian."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"This is our soft opening."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.