Streaming Service Explorer Gifts

"Of course I remember the plot. But was it on HBO, Netflix, Apple or Amazon?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Computer Music

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Danger Noodle tho bored

Computer spying.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Echo in the hippo.

"Gesundheit!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

Caveman at Computer

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'