Strauss Enthusiast Prints

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"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

William Wallace.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Marcel Proust.

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Franz Liszt

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Marcel Proust

Happy Burn's Night!

"I felt the Earth Move!"

''Stiff shaft', 'long and straight', 'up and in'...I thought you were talking about sex!'

Man in kilt with a balloon.

Scottish Independence Vote.

Och aye the noo!

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

The Scottish lion tamer.

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'